One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'

The astonished Chinese man replied:'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese!'.

'Chinese,Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,'replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:'You sank the Titanic! My forefathers were on that ship.'

Shocked, Spielberg replies:'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!'

The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,you're all the same.'

It's so funny.

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